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JerryBob

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Hey Buddy! You got any of that there stuff that'll make my wanger grow? Send me enough for say... oh... six inches worth. THANKS!
I was gonna ask for the same thing...then I thought.....what the heck do I need an 18 inch wanger for?👍
 

I am Steppenwolfe

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Think of the possibilities, you could entertain yourself!! We'd probably not see you post as often!🤪 🤪 🤪
My best man at my wedding, and I at his, had a sledgehammer of a willie. Get a few beers in him and out it came... He loved showing it off. Every guy in the room would hang his head in shame, while all the girls would scream, OH MY GOD... If it had been a fish, it would be on someone's mantle right now. IT WAS HUGE... :eek:
 

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My best man at my wedding, and I at his, had a sledgehammer of a willie. Get a few beers in him and out it came... He loved showing it off. Every guy in the room would hang his head in shame, while all the girls would scream, OH MY GOD... If it had been a fish, it would be on someone's mantle right now. IT WAS HUGE... :eek:
I sincerely hope that's a joke.
 

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My best man at my wedding, and I at his, had a sledgehammer of a willie. Get a few beers in him and out it came... He loved showing it off. Every guy in the room would hang his head in shame, while all the girls would scream, OH MY GOD... If it had been a fish, it would be on someone's mantle right now. IT WAS HUGE... :eek:
Did he become a photographer......he sure wouldn't have needed a tripod to steady the camera. .
 

I am Steppenwolfe

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I meant the part about "Get a few beers in him and out it came... He loved showing it off. Every guy in the room would hang his head in shame, while all the girls would scream, OH MY GOD"
Yes... that is a true story. I, never being much of a drinker, but one h ell of a dart player, carried him out of more bars than you can imagine. I'd pick him up, throw him over my left shoulder, and stand there daring anyone to touch him 'cause I'd drop them with my right. On his wedding night his new father in law put me in charge of being his body guard till the wedding the next afternoon; it was a bit of work taking care of that boy...
 

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Yes... that is a true story. I, never being much of a drinker, but one h ell of a dart player, carried him out of more bars than you can imagine. I'd pick him up, throw him over my left shoulder, and stand there daring anyone to touch him 'cause I'd drop them with my right. On his wedding night his new father in law put me in charge of being his body guard till the wedding the next afternoon; it was a bit of work taking care of that boy...
I would never associate with anyone who exposed himself in public and I am very surprised you do.
 

I am Steppenwolfe

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I would never associate with anyone who exposed himself in public and I am very surprised you do.
Well, Macey... he was my best friend, what can I say? I was usually able to stop him, but he was a hard drinker and never could stop. He later became an alcoholic and wouldn't hang out with me cause I didn't drink. Haven't spoke to him in 30 years... Maybe it's shriveled up by now??? :unsure:
 

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Well, Macey... he was my best friend, what can I say? I was usually able to stop him, but he was a hard drinker and never could stop. He later became an alcoholic and wouldn't hang out with me cause I didn't drink. Haven't spoke to him in 30 years... Maybe it's shriveled up by now??? :unsure:
I am sure you did your best to help him but sometimes nothing can be done. It's just the way it is.
 

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Yes... that is a true story. I, never being much of a drinker, but one h ell of a dart player, carried him out of more bars than you can imagine. I'd pick him up, throw him over my left shoulder, and stand there daring anyone to touch him 'cause I'd drop them with my right. On his wedding night his new father in law put me in charge of being his body guard till the wedding the next afternoon; it was a bit of work taking care of that boy...
Good for you . . . I mean that.
 
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